Received anonymously:
These filthy fucking things are popping up everywhere, found on a housing estate in the south east.
Whilst out minding our own business we came across these disgusting rat traps, rats are cute as fuck, so we took them and destroyed them (responsibly, dont want any other animals getting hurt) fuck you for trying to poison our long tailed comrades. Not today dickheads and we’ll be keeping our eyes open for more.
If you see these about, you know what do…….smashy smashy!
ALF