ALF Slashes Tires of Someone Wearing Fur

Communiqué from ALF activists
Date: January 4, 2007
Institution targeted: Los Angeles Fur Wearers

Received anonymously

Fur-wearing scum in Los Angeles beware: flaunting ones wealth by wearing the skins of tortured fur-bearing animals on your back can be hazardous to your possessions. Tire(d) of seeing the suffering of animals, the ALF slashed two tires of one fur hag after she parked her luxurious automobile and continued her conspicuous after-Christmas spending spree. Another punctured ego learns her lesson in compassion. -ALF