Three Cars Paint Stripped in UCLA Vivisector’s Driveway

Communiqué from Students and Workers for the Liberation of UCLA Primates
Date: October 6, 2008
Institution targeted: UCLA Vivisector

Received anonymously

Thought we’d shout out a big screw you to bill 2296 so we paint stripped three cars in the driveway of UCLA vivisector Baldwin Way at XXX XXXXX Street in Santa Monica.

A kid in our dorm knows all about you fucker, injecting meth into vervet monkeys. Our spontaneity prevented us from obtaining the neccessary implements to blow up your car, but we figured that your roommates Sammuel and Randi deserved some retribution for living with a sadistic fuck that gets off on tormenting monkeys. We suggest you hold your breath the next time you start your car.

Keep up the revolution, friends in Mexico, Berkeley, Santa Cruz and around the world.

—students and workers for the liberation of UCLA primates

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