Received anonymously:
The elves have been busy, delivering mayhem wherever we go. On a cold night in December and armed with boltcutters, we entered a duck egg laying farm and took six birds with us. The place was grim, it stunk more than many other bird farms we have been to and we hated leaving behind so many ducks, but we only had homes for six females so this was the best outcome we could deliver!
This christmas, give freedom instead of presents!
12daysofchristmas
Believe in your ALF!
