Primate Vivisector at UCLA Targeted by Justice Department

Communiqué from the Justice Department
Date: November 15, 2010
Institution Targeted: UCLA Primate Vivisection

Received anonymously:

Stephanie Groman is a twenty nine year old primate vivisector at UCLA. During graduate school, she learned to do terrible stuff to primates, such as addicting them to street drugs; exactly what Groman is currently doing at UCLA under the supervision of primate vivisector low-lives such as Edythe London and David Jentsch. Since she wouldn’t listen to more polite pleadings to stop her heinous treatment of innocent primates, we mailed to Stephanie at xxxx Midvale Avenue, Apartment xxx in Los Angeles some rusty razor blades tainted with AIDS-infected blood. The message is clear- PRIMATE VIVISECTION MUST BE STOPPED!

Justice Department