Communiqué from the Justice Department
Date: March 26, 2009
Institution Targeted: UCLA Primate Vivisection
We sent three ‘greeting cards’ to three nasty primate vivisectors, one to Edythe London at xxxx Edgely Place Los Angeles California 90024, one to Joaquin Fuster at xxxx Pesquera Drive Los Angeles California 90049 and one to Peter A. Anton at xxxx Hollywood Boulevard Apartment xxx Los Angeles California 90046. In each we sent four needles dipped in rat poison strategically placed so when they opened the letter one of the needles would puncture them. The irony is that we got these needles from a primate laboratory at ucla.
What goes around comes around. Not that getting stuck with a needle is going to do much to these sick bastards who confine, torment and drive primates psychotic, but just know this.
When you least expect it, in a hallway or on an elevator, in the stairwell or going to your car after torturing primates all day, you’ll get a much bigger puncture from a 10cc syringe right in your back filled with rat poison, and we’ll be gone so fast you’ll never know who did it. We know where you go during the day, we know where you do your dry cleaning, we know where you shop and we know that you will end up being cornered and taught a lesson you and your family will never forget. Until you end your experimentation on primates, we’ll be in your life forever watching, waiting and then doing to you exactly what you do to them.