Communiqu\u00e9 from the The Postal Annoyance Brigade
\nDate: March 9, 2009
\nInstitution Targeted: Utah Fur Farms<\/p>\n
Received anonymously:<\/p>\n
Hello Again from the Postal Annoyance Brigade!<\/p>\n
It’s been a few weeks since our last communique.<\/p>\n
Our latest Annoyance Attack was on the Fur Industry!<\/p>\n
This attack was even bigger than our previous attack on University of Utah Researchers.<\/p>\n
Here is a list of our lucky friends:<\/p>\n
List A:
\n(we targeted these friends because of their huge impact on the Fur Trade)<\/p>\n
* Fur Breeders Co-Op (Sandy)
\n8700 South 7th St. West
\nSandy, Utah 84070<\/p>\n
*Fur Breeders Co-Op (Logan)
\n1000 West 200 North
\nLogan, Utah 84321<\/p>\n
*Holt Mink Ranch
\n10291 South 1230 West
\nSouth Jordan, Utah 84095
\n(Ryan Holt is a Board member of the Fur Commission USA)<\/p>\n
*Westwood Mink
\n8137 South 1800 West
\nSpanish Fork, Utah 84660
\n(Paul Westwood is Vice President of Fur Commission USA)<\/p>\n
*Boyce Brothers Fur Farm
\n860 East 525 North
\nMorgan, Utah 84050
\n(Bryan P. Boyce is Vice President of the American Mink Council)<\/p>\n
List B:
\n(These friends were chosen for the reasons stated below them)<\/p>\n
*Black Willow Mink
\n340 North Main Street
\nCoalville, Utah 84017
\n(These friends were chosen because they actually have a website to promote their disgusting trade)<\/p>\n
*Margetts Mink Ranch
\n1975 Canal Road
\nWest Jordan, Utah 84084
\n(These friends were chosen because their murderous breeding mill is smack dap in the middle of a neighborhood)<\/p>\n
*River Jordan Mink Ranch
\n9330 North 10400 West
\nLehi, Utah 84043
\n(These friends were chosen because they have one of the biggest fur farms in America)<\/p>\n
*McMullin & Sons Fur Farm
\n10495 South 1540 West
\nSouth Jordan, Utah 84095
\n(These friends were chosen because they had the lucky opportunity to be visted by some aliens last year who abducted some of their mink. Hope the extra financial pressures put you under. Also they are located in a neighborhood as well.)<\/p>\n
*Larson Fur Farm
\n8622 North 9150 West
\nLehi, Utah 84043
\n(Just Because)<\/p>\n
Each of these ‘friends’ recieved over thousands of dollars worth of magazine subscriptions and junk mail.<\/p>\n
love your friends,
\nThe Postal Annoyance Brigade
\n(P.A.B.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Communiqu\u00e9 from the The Postal Annoyance Brigade Date: March 9, 2009 Institution Targeted: Utah Fur Farms Received anonymously: Hello Again from the Postal Annoyance Brigade! It’s been a few weeks since our last communique. Our latest Annoyance Attack was on the Fur Industry! This attack was even bigger than our previous attack on University of … <\/p>\n